Giant Reptilian Parrott condemns conspiracy theories

http://www.occidentaldissent.com/2010/07/07/holocaust-denial-as-strategic-buffoonery/

Occidental Dissent is very much a “Wild West” of pro-Western discussion. As Gregory Hood suggests, there’s a delicate balance between being an activist and an intellectual, a fine line that OD is constantly treading. That risible video that denies the Holocaust, idolizes Hitler, and condemns Christianity can only serve to alienate our target audience. But I don’t think the kind of people who deny the Holocaust care. The days that this movement will be able to carry both anti-American cryptkeepers and White American advocates are numbered. I hate being divisive, but the two factions only superficially appear to share the same goals and the hateful bile they’re incessantly spitting up against Christians can only be tolerated for so long.

I’m actually a giant reptilian from outer space, as are all of us at the Occidental Dissent collective. Except for H. Rock White. He’s a giant, too, but of the Earthly primate variety. And that’s two T’s on the surname. PARROTT. If you spell one thing right, make it my name.

I’ve seen Matt Parrott on video. He’s not all that tall, much less “giant.” However, his reptilian nature explains why he can’t grow a beard.

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3 Responses to Giant Reptilian Parrott condemns conspiracy theories

  1. Dan says:

    It’s also why he wears that gay fedora. In addition to making him look like a complete jackass, it covers his reptilian shaped head.

    • It could be worse. He could wear a trilby.

      In most states of the USA, wearing a trilby in public is felony punishable by a fine of not less than $10,000 and transportation to Australia.

  2. Matt Parrott says:

    I’m either 5’11” or 6’0″, depending on whether you’re a doctor or a prospective lady friend. I’m currently making some encouraging progress with a mustache project I’ve undertaken. I’m hoping it will be full enough to show up on my next video.

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